On the subject of sex and candy...

One of these things is fattening. It's also a good song from the nineties. That is all.

On the subject of it no longer raining at Publix...

It may have just been a strange coincidence, but the first seven or eight times I went to Publix, it was always raining. Perhaps it was that the rain, or possibility of rain, inclined me to choose Publix over other grocery establishments. Perhaps, as I had come to believe, it was always raining at Publix. For whatever reason, the times have changed, and this rainy streak has been broken with beautiful weather over this particular store. Perhaps things in life are looking up and there is hope in the world now, as demonstrated by a well-lit grocery store basking in the sunlight.